....zzzz....
....sleep mode interrupted....
....sliver of light and/or barely perceptible noise detected, begin: start-up sequence...
.................................................
Initializing vocal chords.......
Vocal chords initialized, begin: babble mode.
Begin: self-diagnostic mode....
...hunger detected....
...wet diaper detected....
...general discomfort detected....
...lack of Mommy detected....
...boredom detected....
5/5 cranks on crankiness scale, begin: general alert sequence....
...crying initiated...
...yelling initiated...
...screaming initiated...
...wailing initiated...
...wake up siblings initiated....
ALARM! ALARM! Parental unit detected! ALARM! ALARM!
Volume: increase....
...begin: picked up mode... shutting down: general alert.... start sequence: cooing....
New diaper detected, begin: squirm mode...
...roll left....
...kick legs....
...roll right...
...grab diaper....
...twist torso....
Diaper exchange complete, end: squirm mode, begin: lie still mode...
ALARM! ALARM! Hunger level: high ALARM! ALARM!
Begin: Feed me NOW mode....
...crying initiated....
Food detected, volume: increase...
Begin: feeding sequence....
...close mouth....
...wave arms...
...remove bib...
...remove bib...
...laugh at parental unit's frustration...
...remove bib...
...spit food....
...smear food...
...rub food in hair...
...remove bib...
...rub food on shirt...
...place food in ear...
...eat enough food to sustain life...
...remove bib...
Full stomach detected...
End: feeding sequence, Begin: Nap Mode
...eye rubbing initialized...
...heavy head mode initialized...
...eyelids: close...
....
Entering: Sleep Mode....
....rebooting system....
...zzzz....
....sleep mode interrupted....
....sliver of light and/or barely perceptible noise detected, begin: start-up sequence...
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